2023 Hot Takes :: Takesbyhoff

PLAYOFFS!

12/14/2023

Hello and welcome to Hoff's Hot Takes.

JB knocks off George in the highest scoring game of the week, 161-111. John gets a 40 burger from Deebo. JB put up 160 in this game, and started two guys who put up 0 points this week. This team looks to be a bye team, and looks to be humming right now. I would say that JB is one...

11/7/23

11/07/2023

Hello and welcome to Hoff's Hot Takes. We are halfway done with the NFL season, so why not do a state of the union for each team. It will probably be more lively than our actual Presidents actual State of the Union. We are brought to you by OG Watermelon, Bodem, and NFL in Frankfurt, Germany. Let us ride with...

11/2/23

11/02/2023

Hello and welcome to Hoff's Hot Takes. We are about halfway through the season. We are gonna do an abbreviated Takes this week, and go into a big half way review next week where we will break down each teams season so far. See where we are at. Check the pulse. Ya know?

10/25/2023 Hot Takes

10/24/2023

Hello and Welcome to Hoff's Hot Takes. Today we got 20 thoughts on week 7 and the PHB in general. Today's Takes are brought to you by Potbelly, Mariano's, and Jojo begging me to color with her and create a magical family moment instead of me writing this...

10/18/2023 Takes

10/09/2023

Jordan vs. Apostles -> My God did Jordan just score some points. SOMEDAY YOU WILL FIND ME CAUGHT BETWEEN A LANDSLIDE... IN A CHUMPBAIT SUPERNOVA.. A CHUMPBAIT SUPERNOVA IN THE SKY.... (twangy guitar riff).... None of the games were close to be honest. Nothing crazy happened. Good week to take off, I suppose. Yes this was just a joke...

October Octo Boxes Hit Differently (Part 2)

10/05/2023

Welcome to Hoff's Hot Takes, where the Devil is in the details. We have a four-week recap. The order is in order of our standings... We also have our usual stuff... Let's skip the bullshit and just start out with a picture I saw on twitter this week..

9/27/2023 Hoff's Hot Takes

09/27/2023

Hello and welcome to Hoff's Hot Takes. Here is a "fun" stat to get us started. The following players would be the Bears all time recieving yards leaders if they played their career with Chicago : Marvin Jones Jr., Michael Crabtree, Randall Cobb, Zach Ertz, Dwayne Bowe, and Cole Beasley. That is it. I am not in the...

9/19/2023 Hoff's Hot Takes

09/19/2023

Hello and welcome to Hoff's Hot Takes. We got two MNF games this week. That is fun. Today's Hot Takes are brought to you by leftovers for dinner on a Monday so you do not gotta worry about cooking, Lagunitas, and Bryce Young being terrible (But not as terrible as Justin Fields and Desmond Ridder, who re objectively the worst two QBs in the league)...

9/12/2023 Hoff's Hot Takes

09/12/2023

Hello and welcome to Hoff's Hot Takes. We are rolling out on this edition of Diners, Drive ins, and Dives... wait, wrong intro... Today's Takes are brought to you by Tropical Skittles, a nice pair od Dockers work khakis, and TABE testing. We got some new and fresh stuff for the Takes this year. Can't wait.