Hoff's Hot Takes - So hot right now...
Hello and welcome to another edition of Hoff's Hot Takes. We are nearing Halloween, and this Player Haters Ball season is getting spooky! This week's Hoff's Hot Takes are brought to you by Mandarin Cookies, a nice Caeser salad, and Zoolander. NBA IS BACK TONIGHT. Actually screw my dinner, and Zoolander (not really, that salad and that movie are great and I mean no real disrespect) but this Takes is brought to you by popcorn, Giannis Antetokounmpo, and Kevin Durant's big balding ass head. Let it go like Olaf buddy... Ya know what, we are feeling frisky over here, lets start with the Interview question of the week... Oh, what did you say? You do not like that? You better listen to your friend Billy Zane...
HOFF'S HOT TAKES INTERVIEW QUESTION OF THE WEEK - Today's question - What is your favorite seasonal food or drink? Has to be a food or drink that is only ate/drank one specific time/season a year. Examples can include stuffing, egg nog, green beer etc...
Jordan: Apple. Cider. Doughnuts.
Kevin: Shamrock shake and a Filet o Fish (Jesus Approves)
Kyle - Christmas Lamb. My dad only makes it one day a year and it is delightful.
BJ - Octoberfest Beer, and Chili.
Micah - Mine is a bit of a throwback - a (summertime) COLD Old Style at Wrigley in the summer. But not now Wrigley, like 2008 Wrigley where they only sold 3 beers. Nothing like being underage and getting that Old Style. That was my "made it" moment
Big Daddy Long Fur - Egg Nog. Straight from the carton.
Mike - Broccoli Cheddar casserole. I'm convinced Jill puts crack in hers... I've asked her to make it as a side on a random July day when I am not feeling my best, and she will still refuse. (Damn Jill, make the boy some Broccoli and Cheese)
JB - Bourbon County Stout.
Week 6 Recap - Jordan and Mike have a good ol fashioned slapfight and Jordan squeaks by with a point. Jordan is now 4-2, but is nowhere near the good playoff teams.... Micah and Tidwell scored the exact same amount of points. That marks only the second time in the Hoff's Hot Takes era that teams have been identical...Papa Beej 2.0 hands Kyle his first loss of the season, and in the process, squeezes by Nick to get that third point... Kevin put up 133 points with his highest scorer being 18 points, so a good all around week for him. I still like Kevin vs. Nick in the title game...Gaza edges out JB to pull to .500 on the season. JB could be looking at a sell off for next year with a loss this week against Jordan (would count on a JB win there though)... Big runs from Johnathon Taylor (Thomas) gives Nick a ton of points and a W over Micah. Nick keeping it steady. Focusing on the prize at the end... Nolan and George was just a plain ol bad game. Try better next week, guys.
Stats - Derrick Henry has more points than every QB, he is currently player # 1.... A perfect lineup would be Mahomes, Henry, John Taylor, Austin Eckler, Cooper Kupp, Tyreek Hill, and Travis Kelce.... De'Andre Swift is the best receiving running back this season, with numbers that are basically Tyler Boyd...Bills Defense has the same amount of points as Henry Ruggs and Emmanual Sanders.
NFL Best Bets for Week 7 - Pats. Packers. Cardinals. Buccaneers. Rams. 5 teamer. Moneyline +120
PHB Standings - Kyle. Nick. Kevin. BJ. George. Tidwell.
Hoff's Hot Takes Power Rankings - Nick. Kevin. Kyle. BJ. Tidwell. Jordan.
King of the Hill - To Recap, the following league members have been eliminated : Micah, Steve, Mike, JB, BJ, and after week 6 we can now add GEORGE to the list. Jordan had a baller game from Josh Allen to beat out George to stay alive by like 1.8 points or something. Sorry bro.. hey, to make it up to you here is that Creed video that they did with WWE that was badass. I bet you will watch this and get some goosebumps. Still alive - Joe, Nick, Kevin, Jordan, Nolan, Kyle
Man, we have gotten away from LOST these last few weeks. I can promise you that myself and my lovely wife are going to hit it hard this week, and this weekend, and we will be giving you quite the update in next weeks Takes.... Well, that will wrap it up for this week. So long. Fare well. Here is Jack Johnson and Eddie Vedder just singing a tune. Have a good end of your week everybody.